FeastFly Disclaimer: A Feast for Your Eyes and Stomach!

Welcome to FeastFly, where we take our food seriously, but not ourselves! Before you dive into our delicious world of fast food, we'd like to serve you a side of honesty with a sprinkle of humor.

Calorie Counts: More of a Suggestion

We list calorie counts for all our menu items, but let's be real - you're not here for a salad. Our calorie counts are like New Year's resolutions: well-intentioned but often ignored.

Speed of Service: Faster than Your Metabolism

We pride ourselves on quick service, but if your order takes longer than expected, remember: good things come to those who wait. And hey, you're burning calories just by standing there!

Menu Pictures: Results May Vary

Our food photographers are artists. Your burger might not look exactly like the picture, but we promise it'll taste just as good. Think of it as abstract art for your taste buds.

Customer Satisfaction: You're Always Right (Almost)

We value your feedback, but please remember our staff are humans, not robots. They can't read minds or travel through time to fix your order before you even place it.

Addictiveness Warning

Our food is seriously addictive. Side effects may include frequent cravings, spontaneous visits to FeastFly, and the inability to drive past our restaurants without stopping. We take no responsibility for your lack of willpower.

Legal Stuff (Because Our Lawyers Said So)

By entering our premises or ordering our food, you agree that FeastFly is not responsible for:

• Food comas induced by our irresistible menu
• The disappearance of leftovers from your fridge (blame your roommate)
• Any weight gain that occurs within a 5-mile radius of our restaurants
• Sudden urges to hug our mascot (he's not a real flying burger, we checked)

Remember, eating at FeastFly is at your own risk - risk of having a great time and a full stomach, that is! Now go forth and feast, you beautiful, hungry humans!