FeastFly Terms and Conditions: A Feast for Your Eyes and Stomach!

Welcome to FeastFly, where we take our food seriously, but not ourselves! Before you dive into our delicious world of fast food, please take a moment to digest our terms and conditions. They're as important as the secret sauce in our burgers!

The FeastFly Experience

By using our services, you agree to embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Side effects may include uncontrollable cravings, spontaneous happiness, and the urge to high-five our staff.

Ordering and Payment: The Art of the Deal

When you place an order, you're making a binding agreement with your taste buds. Payment must be made before we start cooking, unless you can convince our chef you're a time traveler from the future where money doesn't exist.

Delivery: Faster than You Can Say "I'm Hungry!"

We aim to deliver your food faster than you can spell "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious." However, if your order is late, remember: good things come to those who wait (and also free sides, because we're nice like that).

Menu Accuracy: Reality vs. Expectations

We strive for menu accuracy, but sometimes our burgers have a mind of their own. If your meal looks different from the picture, consider it a unique work of art. Picasso would be proud!

Customer Behavior: Be Nice or No Spice

We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone who doesn't play nice. Remember, our staff are humans too, not food-dispensing robots (yet).

Allergies and Dietary Restrictions: Your Mission, Should You Choose to Accept It

If you have allergies or dietary restrictions, it's your mission to inform us. We're good, but we're not mind readers (that feature is still in beta testing).

Intellectual Property: Our Secret Recipe

All our content, including our super-secret recipes, are protected by copyright. Any attempt to steal our secret sauce formula will be met with a lifetime ban from tasting its deliciousness.

Changes to Terms: The Only Constant is Change (and Our Delicious Food)

We reserve the right to change these terms faster than you can finish a FeastFly meal. Check back often, or risk missing out on our latest legal masterpiece.

Contact Us: We're All Ears (and Stomachs)

If you have any questions, comments, or want to share your latest food poem, reach out to us at [email protected]. We're always hungry for feedback!

By using FeastFly's services, you agree to these terms and conditions. Now, go forth and feast!